Rose: My cousin Ingmar was different. He used to do bird imitations.
Blanche: What’s wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let’s just say, you didn’t want to park your car under their oak tree.
Blanche: What’s wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let’s just say, you didn’t want to park your car under their oak tree.
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Dorothy: Which goes better? The chain or the pearls?
Rose: The Chain.
Blanche: An amateur’s mistake! Can’t you see that the chain accentuates that long, turkey-like neck?
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom!
Blanche: Yes, but the chain hangs down and draws attention to that huge spare tire, and those square, manly hips!
Dorothy: Fine! Why don’t I just put a sign on me that says, “Too ugly to live?”
Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from? The chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: None! I’m going to spray paint it on my hump!
Rose: The Chain.
Blanche: An amateur’s mistake! Can’t you see that the chain accentuates that long, turkey-like neck?
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom!
Blanche: Yes, but the chain hangs down and draws attention to that huge spare tire, and those square, manly hips!
Dorothy: Fine! Why don’t I just put a sign on me that says, “Too ugly to live?”
Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from? The chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: None! I’m going to spray paint it on my hump!
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Rose: I just met my natural father
Blanche: he’s alive?
Dorothy: he’s in Miami?
Sophia: he’s an earthling?
Blanche: he’s alive?
Dorothy: he’s in Miami?
Sophia: he’s an earthling?
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Golden Girls- “To Feed The Cat, Rose” (by MusicBlaster08)
(Charmaine calls)
Rose: Hello? Oh yes, hold on. Blanche, it’s Charmaine.
Blanche: Oh, ok. (Walks over to the phone and slams it down.) Bye! Bye!
Rose: Blanche, you should be ashamed!! She’s your sister!
Blanche: Yes and just when we were getting along she turns into a deceitful old woman who goes behind my back and makes a novel out of my life! No offense to you, Sophia.
Sophia: None taken…Slut.
Rose: Hello? Oh yes, hold on. Blanche, it’s Charmaine.
Blanche: Oh, ok. (Walks over to the phone and slams it down.) Bye! Bye!
Rose: Blanche, you should be ashamed!! She’s your sister!
Blanche: Yes and just when we were getting along she turns into a deceitful old woman who goes behind my back and makes a novel out of my life! No offense to you, Sophia.
Sophia: None taken…Slut.
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Blanche: I’ve decided what I’m gonna use my Bonus Check money for.
Dorothy: What?
Blanche: I’m gonna have my breasts enlarged!
Rose: Blanche, why would you want to do that?
Blanche: Rose, breasts are back in fashion! Besides, what God didn’t give me, Dr.Newman will! He’s the Picasso of Plastic Surgery!
Dorothy: Just make sure he doesn’t attach one to your forehead!
Dorothy: What?
Blanche: I’m gonna have my breasts enlarged!
Rose: Blanche, why would you want to do that?
Blanche: Rose, breasts are back in fashion! Besides, what God didn’t give me, Dr.Newman will! He’s the Picasso of Plastic Surgery!
Dorothy: Just make sure he doesn’t attach one to your forehead!
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