Sophia: We didn’t have mink in Sicily. You wanted to impress someone, you shot their brother.
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Rose: My cousin Ingmar was different. He used to do bird imitations.
Blanche: What’s wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let’s just say, you didn’t want to park your car under their oak tree.
Blanche: What’s wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let’s just say, you didn’t want to park your car under their oak tree.
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Dorothy: Which goes better? The chain or the pearls?
Rose: The Chain.
Blanche: An amateur’s mistake! Can’t you see that the chain accentuates that long, turkey-like neck?
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom!
Blanche: Yes, but the chain hangs down and draws attention to that huge spare tire, and those square, manly hips!
Dorothy: Fine! Why don’t I just put a sign on me that says, “Too ugly to live?”
Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from? The chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: None! I’m going to spray paint it on my hump!
Rose: The Chain.
Blanche: An amateur’s mistake! Can’t you see that the chain accentuates that long, turkey-like neck?
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom!
Blanche: Yes, but the chain hangs down and draws attention to that huge spare tire, and those square, manly hips!
Dorothy: Fine! Why don’t I just put a sign on me that says, “Too ugly to live?”
Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from? The chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: None! I’m going to spray paint it on my hump!
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