Rose: My cousin Ingmar was different. He used to do bird imitations.
Blanche: What’s wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let’s just say, you didn’t want to park your car under their oak tree.
Blanche: What’s wrong with that?
Rose: Well, let’s just say, you didn’t want to park your car under their oak tree.
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Dorothy: Which goes better? The chain or the pearls?
Rose: The Chain.
Blanche: An amateur’s mistake! Can’t you see that the chain accentuates that long, turkey-like neck?
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom!
Blanche: Yes, but the chain hangs down and draws attention to that huge spare tire, and those square, manly hips!
Dorothy: Fine! Why don’t I just put a sign on me that says, “Too ugly to live?”
Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from? The chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: None! I’m going to spray paint it on my hump!
Rose: The Chain.
Blanche: An amateur’s mistake! Can’t you see that the chain accentuates that long, turkey-like neck?
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom!
Blanche: Yes, but the chain hangs down and draws attention to that huge spare tire, and those square, manly hips!
Dorothy: Fine! Why don’t I just put a sign on me that says, “Too ugly to live?”
Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from? The chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: None! I’m going to spray paint it on my hump!
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Golden Girls- Sicilian Monkeys, Turnip Trucks, and Maymee (by MusicBlaster08)
Rose: I just met my natural father
Blanche: he’s alive?
Dorothy: he’s in Miami?
Sophia: he’s an earthling?
Blanche: he’s alive?
Dorothy: he’s in Miami?
Sophia: he’s an earthling?
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Golden Girls- “To Feed The Cat, Rose” (by MusicBlaster08)
(Dorothy comes into the living room from the Lanai. She takes a seat on the sofa beside Blanche, who’s eating her famous Chips Ahoy! and laughing goofily.)
Dorothy: You’re in a good mood, aren’t you Blanche?
Blanche: Yes! Oh Dorothy, you always could see right through me!
Sophia: Keep it up with those Chips Ahoy! and no one will be able to ever see through you again!
Dorothy: You’re in a good mood, aren’t you Blanche?
Blanche: Yes! Oh Dorothy, you always could see right through me!
Sophia: Keep it up with those Chips Ahoy! and no one will be able to ever see through you again!
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